Nor amI tied to a chair listening to Barry Manilow.
I called back on Wednesday as previously directed and I was told that the ticket was "changed", meaning I am not responsible for it. Whether this means that the correct person is responsible for it, or that the whole matter is being tossed out, I don't know neither do I care. There will be no SWAT team breaking down my door at 2 am because of a $48 parking ticket.
I need to thank my wife for the offer of a cake with a file in it, and for MG for her concern that'd I'd been incarcerated.